soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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