hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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