Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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