At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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