can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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