i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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