i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.