Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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