i need an iv and a liver transplant
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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