You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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