Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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