Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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