Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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