How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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