Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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