Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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