We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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