so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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