do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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