Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.