4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?