she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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