her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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