Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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