That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Your penis caused this!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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