I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
