i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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