we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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