Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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