just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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