what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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