I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
