love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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