i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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