my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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