How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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