so explain again why im purple
no
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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