That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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