Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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