Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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