All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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