also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
