I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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