You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
