my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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