I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Let's paint friendship bongs
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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