So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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