You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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