how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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