After last night, I could never be a politician.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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