yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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