This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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