Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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