Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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