Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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