i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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