Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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