Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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