I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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