I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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