Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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